25 year old languages graduate, lived in France for 3 years but now back in my native Glasgow.

Special Skills: Able to rap the 14-minute version of Rapper’s Delight. Able to rap it even better after several pints of wine.

Fact of the Day: I’ve won as many Oscars as Leonardo DiCaprio. There’s always next year, Leo.

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